Woman Seeking $500k+ Earning Man

On craigslist you can put ad about anything. See what a woman was saying about herself and her pursuit. 🙂
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Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

– Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

– Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story
there?

– Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

– How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
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Two Guys Answer:

THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t
be getting any more beautiful!

Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

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MY ADVICE:

Dear Pers-431649184:

I also came across your posting with great interest. I am a 28 year old Wall Street trader who qualifies as an eligible suitor under your $500k/yr rule. In fact, I make over a million and can usher a woman into a comfortable, true middle class lifestyle (not like those 500k lower-middle class chumps who have to make do with the junior two-bedroom).

I am sympathetic to your goal in finding a rich man to marry. The milk needs to be sold by the expiration date. But since this is premium milk, why would you settle for less than premium prices? I would like to address some of the questions that were previously missed by the other gentleman and provide constructive advice on where to find your match.

The culprit, I believe, may be that you are also looking for qualities aside from money – such as looks, personality, and a sense of humor. However, men who have those qualities learn at an early age that they do not need money to attract quality women. As the saying goes, if you can get the milk for free, why pay up for the cow?

What you need to look for is someone who is long money, and short the other aspects. They are not easy to spot, since you are biologically wired to overlook and ignore them. However, the next time that you are at a expensive black tie event, and you are introduced to the short, bald, overweight man who fidgets nervously whilst making conversation with you, pay special attention to him.

Here’s an inspirational story for you. An acquaintance of mine who was also an classy and articulate woman as yourself was able to land that guy – who also happens to be one of the top ten guys at Google. This is the type of stuff that gold-digging moms read to their gold-digging daughters at bedtime. Perhaps you need to make a location change to Silicon Valley – miracles like these happen almost everyday in a land where you can randomly throw a rock and hit a rich nerd squarely in his Kim-jong Il glasses.

I wish the best of luck on your sales project. As for me, I am also available for a short-term lease. However, for marriage I wouldn’t consider a woman unless she can bring beauty, brains and self-motivation to the table. I do not want to dilute my gene pool and end up raising a bunch of Paris Hiltons.

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32 comments

  1. Whoa!! That was something. I mean that was something different. Everyone was being equally honest. As the guys pointed out such propositions seldom work out. After all, commodities can be traded and not people. Considering the innumerable cases today, it is more like a marriage of convenience rather than a lookout for values that need to be treasured. Talk to any person of the common genre you find such mentalities lurking…no dearth of them out there. Perchance you may find someone a class apart. Yet the ambiguity remains. What should be the scale of comparison?

  2. that was hillarious. Can’t believe this truly happened, but hey this is America.

    I loved the answer of the first gentleman, i thought he was very forthright and frank, and gave correct answer. I’d also probably ask her to check out Las Vegas, that’s where u can spot richie richs 🙂

  3. Whoa!!

    Ossum ossum post… thanks a lot! 🙂

    And that one somehow rings a bell: “why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free anyway” 😀

  4. Simple biological rule, ‘Females prefer providers, males prefer breeders’.
    Lets hope she finds someone who is looking for someone like her.

  5. Alka ji,

    Shayad aapka e-mail id kuch aur hai…voh nahi jo aapne humey diya tha humarey blog par…varna humarey e-mail ka prati-uttar humey mil jaata…itni apeksha toh rakh sakte hain aapse…

    Chaliye koi baat nahi…der se hi sahi aapka uttar mil jaye bas itni hi aasha rakhte hain…aapka e-mail id yahi hai na jo neeche likha hua hai?

    Na ho toh bata dijiye aur jo ho voh bhi saath mein…taaki hum aapko firse e-mail kar sakein…baat kuch zaroori si hai…turanth prati-uttar mile toh behtar hai humarey liye…

    (aapke saath hain hum bhi Bharateeyah Dilse)

    Vande Mataram

  9. Whew !

    Sadly more and more young ladies and guys are being materialistic these days.

    Nothing to say much Alka, your post just under this one is fitting reply to that ‘salesgirl’.

  10. this has probably been the best thing I have read today.
    Heights of being desperate. Yeesh. Loved the first guy’s reply though. Simple and straightforward.

  13. Right said Ritu ji

    Alka ji … kahan ho aap? … there is so much work on hands … aur aapka ata pata hi nahi?

    Kuch toh jawaab dijiye…

    Vande Mataram

  14. hi alka ji,

    This is regarding an excellent opening in a top Internet company for
    online community manager .

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    Pratiksha

  15. Excellent Blog… loved it! When are people going to understand that beauty and wealth are not the main priorities in life! Tch Tch…

  19. I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

    Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my
    money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t
    be getting any more beautiful!

    Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

    So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

    With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.” I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

  20. Namaskar Alka ji,

    Diwali ki shubhkamanayen,
    Kaafi samai beet gaya hai aapki oar se koi samachaar nahi hai,
    Ye humare liye chinta ka vishai bana hua hai,
    Hum ye jaane ke liye utsuk hain ke aap theek toh hain?,
    Aasha karte hain ke aap turanth uttar bhejenge.

    Vande Mataram

  21. hilarious..and what a co-incidence..I just published some of the trauma I underwent on moi blog..Finding a place in NY sucks lemme tell ye..

  22. Hi alka,

    how r u, but your demand so high. I think nobody satisfy you. If you wanna pyar/mohhabat/love etc. than many people satisfy you.

    akash

  24. why try to find a guy that earns >$500K. If you are what you say you are, it is not that difficult to make more than $500K. So go and get the money and watch the fun of guys seeking your attention. And the best part is you don’t have to look all that beautiful or opt for long/short term lease.

  25. OOOPs this is awesome

    Basic is the fund_ a _mental problom. Forget money and start thinking of love u will gain 500 every year

  26. looking for a guy earning more than $500k??????
    Why looking??… there are many available … and yes… eligible ones…
    And yes, its strange that you being Hot and Happening at 25, you have still not come across, oh sorry, rather, no 500k + hunk has not yet come across you!! Is there something fishy…?

    ok lemme tell you a small story…

    Once Miss US of A proposed Einstien saying, “If you marry me, imagine how perfect our kids will be… beautiful like me and brainy like you”

    Einstien replied, “What if it happens the other way round?”

    So Mam, I think you got the answer. By the way, Are you a blonde by any chance??

    Amitabh

  27. Really amaging to see the post. its india where we respect a girl /wife as devi [goddes]and husband as god mostly. but now a days our education and a hungy for career jon and so on from women side. that is making the women a piece of use/sex only. in each and every office all man talk abt thair women coleaigue only abt her sexy ada and want to have sex with her one time atleast like that. so women pls fight with that tipe of man and don’t run after money go for goodness. no women is ready to marry with a person who don;t have job but most of the man marry with houosewife why?????
    Ramu

  28. the girls post -ambition-lust-craving smacks of spiritual vacuum.
    whoever wastes his time with this nut is wasting his life.

  30. Hi i am man 27 year old from india I am a passionate man in everything I do…I am looking for a woman who is sincere, honest and can make me laugh….Is there a man out there who knows what he wants…can express it. If you are intrested on me then you can make call me on 91-9837162811 and also mail me 0n deepakjoshi34@yahoo.com or deepakjoshi8@in.com i am wating here your reply.i will tell you more abot myself after getting your respons

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