Bizarre Dreams

Thanks a lot, Sudipta, for tagging me. But this tag is a difficult one for me. Normally I don’t dream while sleeping. Maybe I think about the troubled issues so often that there is nothing left in my head when I sleep. But still I have bizarre dreams, that is, whenever I have them.

  1. This one I dreamt recently. I heard that Congress has won the general elections with thumping majority and back to power sans it current allies. This time Soniaji is pleased to appoint a Cow ji as a Prime Minister of India, instead of Man Mohan ji. BJP, Bajrang Dal, Shiv Sena, and RSS are left speechless. They have only one condition, the Cow ji shouldn’t belong to Italy or Columbia. Magazines like Outlook run screaming headlines, “Sonia Ji’s Master stroke paralyzes BJP. Rajdeep Sardesai claims that he has the longest and loudest moo from the Cow ji in an exclusive interview and as usual NDTV refutes that claim subtly and calls an expert panel to measure the moo. At the end of the year, News Channels especially CNN-IBN and NDTV are vying to award the Cow ji as “Person of the yearâ€? award. Discussions are held on various news channels. People are debating the issue of appointing a bovine and not a human being. Congressmen are applauding Soniaji’s decision. Congress Party’s spokesperson’s main argument is that Sonia Ji’s wisdom can’t be questioned. It’s not for ordinary people like me and you to question her decision. BJP is educating the masses that the Cow ji’s maintenance cost would be low. Boarding, lodging and food would cost less and that will save the tax payers’ money. After this point I simply woke up. Someone was calling me at my cell phone. Damn those cell phones.
  2. Another dream I encountered was a pleasant one. I was informed that my maid is not coming for the day. My computer table informed me and offered its services as a maid for a single day. I asked the table to make a cup of tea so that I can decide whether its services can be availed or not. In the next scene my computer table was coming towards me with a cup of tea placed on the mouse pad.
  3. Third dream was quite shocking for me. I saw a purple snake coming towards my sister. All of us were standing there. But unable to move. It took less than a blink of an eye and the task was done efficiently and neatly. I woke up drenched in sweat and shivering and saw her sleeping beside me. I was never so pleased to wake up from sleep in my entire life. I retold that dream to my mother and she stated that something good would happen to her. The very same day postman delivered her result and she topped in her class.

Rules of the game: the person has to write about 3 of his/her dreams which according to the person are bizarre. And then this tag must be passed onto 5 more people.

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18 comments

  3. Hey I refuse to believe that first one could have been dream. Even the secpnd one. You definitely concocted it … but it was very funny … !!!!

    Dream tags!! Arey Yaad Hi Nahin Rehtey Hain … Jo Yaad Bhi Hain Woh Blurred Se … Oooper Se Weird!!! Too much an effort on brain 🙂

  4. Hi,Alka….whew…that’s certainly a bizarre set of dreams,especially the Congress one(though,I can well imagine it happening some day,since it’d make no difference to the running of the country)Tks for the tag…I’ll have to jog my memory to remember the bizarre dreams.:)

  6. Twilight Fairy Welcome back. Hope to read soon about your dreams.

    Sudipta, Why doubt dreams? 🙁

    Maniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish, I dreamt about it from 12 to 2:00 in the noon and wrote about it in 2-4 minutes. That’s why it seems unreal. Gurrrrr……….

    AmitL I am waiting for your post.

    Maverick,Welcome back. Hope you had a nice trip. And life might be back to normal by now.

  7. Hmm, a tough one indeed, I find myself saying again that you’ve managed to put me in a tough spot again since I too hardly have any dreams while sleeping!! 😉 Still, I’ll try & see what I can remember of the few bizzare dreams that I’ve had in past! 🙂

  10. Hi , I came via Manish’s blog and read your dreams.

    May I add here that your first dream can be seen only by sonia ‘ji’ itself or by the same cow. I can’t figure how come you saw it. Only the last dream sounds to be a comman domestic dream.

    Nice creativity though.

  11. Amit, definitely I will do your tag. Just give me time.

    Paavani, its very difficult to prove that a dream is real. 🙂

    Praney, Welcome. And thanks for leaving a comment. Rest assured, I’m neither “Soniaji” nor cow. 🙂

  15. Hi, your first dream was real bizarre one. It can be seen as a good satire on present scenario of Indian politics too.

    Thanks for the comment on my Hindi blog. I was busy in my exams so couldn’t write my blog. Thanks again for sparing your precious time to read my blog.

  16. I really liked your dream about the computer bringing tea for you. May be someday a computer will be designed to do tasks like these. We have artificial intelligence in robots but in the future they may be simple monitors and keyboards! The climax of your dream was “tea on a mouse pad”:)

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